ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNEWS, ESPN Deportes Uhhh Uhhh...ESPN The Life?

So I'm doing my typical morning sports site browsing, checking box scores, reading moronic analysis and projections by so called experts like Tim Legler, who wrote in today's "Daily Dime" that the Houston Rockets, currently 5th in the NBA Western Conference, would miss the playoffs entirely. He writes: "The Rockets could be in big trouble. Tracy McGrady shutting it down to have microfracture surgery could be too much to overcome. " [ Hey wiseguy, the Rockets with a hobbled T-Mac this year have a much lower win % than when he doesn't play. It's like you can't be bothered to do an ounce of 'research' for your 'column.' WHAT A IDIOT! WHAT A LOSER!]

Anyway
Tim Legler's moronity is not the point of this post.

So, I was browsing ESPN.com...and noticed this:













YUP, IT'S ESPN: THE LIFE!!!!!

Now you too can be the bomb a$$ $h!t as you go from being awesomely aware of what ESPN tells you about sports to being hip and keen to what MP3's Paul Shirley decides not to erase from his hard drive all in the same PLACE (eee ess pee enn dot com). Compelling journalizm indeed. Wow, I just coined a new term:

journalizm - n. idiotcally mind-bending words stringed together into columnz by sitez that claim to be about newz. The sole purpose of journalizm is to waste your time. Yes, this blog is journalizm if you were wondering.

Now I'm done.

-Dick